contracts haiku

Contracts and I don't connect. I don't know why, whether it's my prof, the cases, or the judgments that seem all over the map. Anyways, in most contracts classes my main goal is not to stick my pencil in my eye. My latest efforts to avoid a pencil-stabbing incident has been rewriting the few laws of contracts I have learned in the form of haiku. Here for your reading pleasure are my first contracts haikus, more will follow and possibly even some haikus from other classes as well.

offer and accept
the reasonable person
it is up to them

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the objective test
is in fact nothing more than
judges’ opinion