So you've got the beer belly, and life is good. You're going to the game, you don't have to miss anything to get up and go buy beer, all is right in your world. But wait, you just drank six beers, and you have to go, but you don't want to miss the game. Well my friends, there is a perfect companion gift to the beer belly, it's the stadium pal. Yes, now you can drink to your heart's content and not have to leave your seat to pee. An elaborate system of surgical tape, tubing, collection bag and velcro leg straps for a toilet to go. Isn't modern technology grand?
David Sedaris is one of my favourite authors. He writes short stories and essays, often about his family or life, that are absolutely hilarious. He writes regularly for the New Yorker, but got his start on National Public Radio. His stories are even funnier when you hear him read them. The following clip is of Mr. Sedaris on the David Letterman show where he describes the wonders of the stadium pal.
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