Friday, March 23

my name is glen and I have an addiction

Today, I decided to take back all the empty cans of diet coke I had stored out on the balcony. Here in SK there's a 10 cent deposit on all cans. I loaded up the truck and drove over to the recycling depot. I left with $44.30.

That's 443 cans of diet coke. I'm amazed I sitll have innards and that the aspartame hasn't rotten them all away. I guess I am proof that all those aspartame warnings on the Internet aren't true. In my own defence that was about seven months worth of pop. That works out to an average of 63 a month, so approximately two a day. There that doesn't seem so bad, does it?

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